Songs for Shitbags

This post will cover several subjects, so I apologize up front. I first want to make a submission to my blog feature - If I Had My Own Theme Music. Today's selection is "Smile Like You Mean It" by the Killers. This little diddy goes out to all the people on this planet who don't exercise proper shitbag etiquette. If you're going to be a shitbag, at least LOOK like a pleasant person while doing so, hence, Smile Like You Mean It. Is my point lost? I'm sure it is. And mostly on the shitbags. Oy.

Subject 2: How funny is this? If you haven't noticed, I take an unusual sense of pride when posting to my blog. I'll waste precious time scouring the Net looking for images that mimic my topics of discussion. If I can't find a suitable image, I make one myself. Call me crazy, but I totally dig doing this. I'm a creative creature by nature. It adds to the visual appeal of my blog and breaks up the text. So with today's post theme being shitbags, I googled shitbag. I love getting the results. Typically, the first images are of some sort of porn because porn has cornered the market on every conceivable searchable key word out there. Need an image of a cracker? Here, have some porn. Looking for a picture of a garden in full bloom? Have a little more porn. You get my point. This shitbag image was a total delight. I didn't expect it and I haven't done anything to doctor it up. What you see is what you get. And I love it.

Subject 3: I completely forgot what else I wanted to talk about. Looks like I need to go drink a little Shitbag wine.